Hedonist Academy

Education from a working quant desk.

Six tracks across three formats: four free email courses, one paid 16-lesson curriculum, and an open-source insider series. We teach what we trade — strategies, mechanics, mistakes. No clickbait, no AI-generated padding. The same desk that wrote the curriculum runs the live execution at intel.hedonist.trading.

Free · Email Courses · 1 lesson per day
Free · 7 days
Funding Rate Mastery
Free · 7 lessons
Funding-rate arbitrage primer. Mechanics, exchange comparison, the four mistakes retail makes, and a working playbook for $5-50K capital. Delta-neutral structure, realistic APY math.
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Free · 5 days
Risk Management Mastery
Free · 5 lessons
Risk-of-ruin math, Kelly criterion, ATR-based stops, capital allocation. Most retail blow-ups have nothing to do with bad strategies — they blow up from sizing wrong on good ones.
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Free · 5 days
On-Chain Whale Reading
Free · 5 lessons
CEX inflows, dormant wallet wake-ups, token unlocks, why mirror-trading whales fails. Real test results from our own ORACLE strategy. The narrow signals that actually predict price.
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Free · 5 days
Trading Psychology for Crypto
Free · 5 lessons
FOMO, revenge trading, tilt, cognitive biases, and the structural fixes that work when willpower fails. The actual psychology that breaks retail traders — not vague self-help.
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Paid & Open
Free · Open Insider Series
How We Built Hedonist
Free · ongoing series · in /blog/
Open-source case studies on what we've built, killed, and rebuilt. The 8-hour timeout bug. Why we killed BURST. How NEVA's compression filter actually scores. The honest history of the desk — published as we go.
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