Institutional intelligence · Binance Futures

Five algorithms. One signal feed.
Zero noise.

Pre-pump detection, post-listing fades, insider-dump shorts, monitoring-tag plays — surfaced before they move and pushed straight to your Telegram. Optional API connection executes positions on your account, you keep custody of the funds.

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30-Day Track Record Verified · live
+247.12%
Cumulative return · $1,000 → $3,471
Trades
220
Win rate
75.5%
Max drawdown
−3.93%
Profit factor
3.2
01 /STRATEGIES

Five non-overlapping edges, each independently validated.

Universe
Binance Futures · USDT-M
$50M-$300M 24h volume
NEVA
Asymmetric
compression
LONG · medium-frequency · 8h hold
ClassAsymmetric long. Identifies a small number of coins per week showing the structural fingerprint of a pre-pump.
ThesisMost pumps are not random. Before price moves, the market leaves a quiet signature in places retail does not look. We learned to read that signature.
DisclosureNEVA is the firm's proprietary research IP. The inputs, the model, the conviction logic — none of it is published. Subscribers see entries and exits, not the recipe. This is the engine we will not open.
30d trades
77
Win rate
51.9%
CATALYST
Event-driven
fade
SHORT · 4h hold · sub-3s latency
ClassPublic-event short. The catalyst is on the official Binance announcement page — the only question is who reacts first.
ThesisWhen Binance flags a coin for monitoring, the path is statistically one direction. The trade is not finding the edge — it is arriving at it before the human clicks. CATALYST is the algorithm we are open about, because the edge is execution, not secrecy.
Our edgeDirect CMS polling and a pre-warmed Binance API session. From announcement to filled position in under three seconds — faster than a Telegram channel can repost it. We do not predict; we react at machine speed.
Status
LIVE
Tracking
since launch
VENUE
Liquidity-event
reversion
SHORT · 4h hold · post-pump
ClassLiquidity-event short. Trades the structural overhang that follows almost every memecoin listing on a major venue.
ThesisNew listings carry an unavoidable seller cohort — airdrop recipients, early allocators, locked-token holders — meeting retail FOMO into thin liquidity. The peak is a setup, not a market.
DisclosureEligibility filters and the exhaustion-detection logic are not published. What we will say: we pass on most listings. We only enter when the structure confirms.
30d trades
3
Win rate
100%
IN DEVELOPMENT
WHISPER
Hard-news
fade
SHORT · 4h hold · pre-confirmation entry
ClassInformation-asymmetry short. Targets exploits, contagion events, insider dumps, and structural FUD that hits crypto Twitter hours before mainstream channels. Soft FUD (resignations, regulatory) is filtered out — it bounces.
ThesisThe hardest moves in altcoins are not technical — they are caused by hard, verifiable bad news that breaks first on a small set of accounts: on-chain investigators (Cyvers, Lookonchain, ZachXBT), security researchers (PeckShield, Samczsun), and journalist desks (Wu Blockchain). By the time the official statement lands, the move is half done. By the time CoinDesk publishes, it is over.
DisclosureWatchlist of source accounts and the LLM classification rules are firm IP. Public: we trade only HARD events (exploit / contagion / treasury compromise / unlock dump / OTC dump) and aggressively skip noise.
Status
RESEARCH
Backtest
+6.06% / trade
⚙ WHISPER · IN DEVELOPMENT — case studies are concept-validation backtests, not live trades. Production framework requires LLM-grade event classification (Phase 2 research).
02c /CASE STUDIES — RECENT EVENTS

What we target — and what backtest shows we would have caught.

Method
SHORT @ event +30s
SL +2% · TP −10/−15/−20% · 4h hold
DRIFT · APR 1, 2026
+12.72%
Event: Drift Protocol drained $285M via Solana durable-nonces social-engineering attack. Attacker seized admin role and whitelisted fake collateral.
First-tweet: @CyversAlerts & @LookOnchain flagged anomalous outflow at 16:05 UTC — ~2 hours before Drift team paused deposits.
Entry$0.0713
Max favorable excursion−22.3% @ T+76min
Max adverse excursion−1.04% @ T+26min
ResultTP3 hit · +12.72%
AAVE · APR 18, 2026
+7.91%
Event: KelpDAO LayerZero bridge exploited. Attacker minted 116,500 unbacked rsETH and dumped collateral via Aave borrowing markets. Aave TVL fell $6.6B in hours.
First-tweet: @CyversAlerts AI flagged the contagion path real-time at 15:30 UTC — ~1 hour before Aave or Lido issued statements; whales dumped 60K AAVE in same window.
Entry$112.87
Max favorable excursion−12.50% @ T+191min
Max adverse excursion−0.28% @ T+10min
ResultTP1 hit · +7.91%
BERA · FEB 6, 2026
+3.72%
Event: 63.75M BERA (~41.7% of issued supply, ~$28.8M) unlocked to investors and team. Brevan Howard refund-clause overhang well-known on CT.
First-tweet: @tokenomist_ai flagged the unlock 24h ahead — confirming this is a SCHEDULED hard-FUD setup.
Entry$0.3754
Max favorable excursion−10.34% @ T+18min
Max adverse excursion−2.10% @ T+70min
ResultTP1 hit · +3.72%
Backtest results on 13 hard-FUD events Feb–May 2026. Aggregate WR 84.6%, avg PnL +6.06% / trade. WHISPER goes live Q2 2026 after unbiased validation phase. These are not historical client trades — they show what the framework targets and how production rules would have performed.
03 /FUNDING RATES · LIVE

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02b /EXECUTION TIMELINE

From event to your position — in under 3 seconds.

Average end-to-end
2.4 seconds
p99 < 5 seconds
T+0ms
Event fires
Binance announcement published, aggregate-trade signature detected, or volatility compression triggers.
T+150ms
Validation
Multi-factor filters score the candidate. Sub-threshold signals discarded silently. BTC-regime + position-guard checks.
T+400ms
Risk sizing
Position size computed from your account balance × your risk preference × leverage. Pre-existing positions on same symbol → handed-off.
T+800ms
Order placed
Market order via your own Binance API. ISOLATED margin. Stop-loss attached as separate algo-order. No round-trip through any third-party broker.
T+2400ms
Confirmed
Position open. Telegram alert sent. Live in your dashboard. Average human trader is still reading the news.
02 /TRACK RECORD

Equity curve from a $1,000 base, last 30 days.

Replay engine
Path-dependent · 1m bars
Slippage + fees + funding
Final balance · 30 days
$3,471.15
Return
+247.12%
Trades
220
Win rate
75.5%
Max DD
−3.93%
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03 /TRADE LEDGER

Every closed position from the verified 30-day window.

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04 /WORKFLOW

From raw market data to your position — in under three seconds.

STEP 01
Observe
Five independent engines monitor the full Binance Futures universe in parallel — price action, order flow, derivatives state, and exchange-level events.
STEP 02
Validate
Each candidate is scored against multi-factor filters validated on rolling historical windows. Sub-threshold signals are silently discarded.
STEP 03
Deliver
Telegram message with side, entry zone, recommended size, expected hold, and stop. Single-tap copy. Average from detection to delivery: 2.4s.
STEP 04
Execute
Manual on your terms — or connect your Binance API and the engine opens the position automatically with your sizing and SL settings.
CONNECT API · Optional

Auto-execute on your own Binance account.

Generate an API key with Futures trading permission. Paste it once into the bot. The engine opens, sizes, and closes positions on your account using your risk parameters. Withdrawals are not enabled and never required.

Funds stay with youYou retain full custody on Binance. We never touch withdrawal permission.
You set the rulesPosition size, leverage, stop loss, max concurrent — all configurable per algorithm.
Kill switchDisable auto-trading instantly via Telegram command. Open positions stay open.
01
Sign in to your account
Authenticate with Telegram or Google. Anonymous-by-design — only the OAuth identity is stored.
intel.hedonist.trading/account
02
Create restricted Binance API key
In Binance settings: enable Futures, disable Withdrawal. Whitelist our static IP.
binance.com/en/my/settings/api-management
03
Paste key, configure risk, arm
Account page accepts your key + secret (AES-256 encrypted at rest). Pick which algorithms auto-fire, set per-trade size and max concurrent. Engine handles the rest.
Account → Connect Binance API
05 /ACCESS

Subscription is per-month, paid via Telegram. Cancel any time.

No KYC
Crypto only · USDT/BTC
30-day refund window
Standard
FREE · 5 days
Trial access — single algorithm of your choice, signals only.
  • 1 algorithm of choice
  • Telegram delivery
  • Read-only signal feed
  • No auto-execution
  • No private analytics
  • No priority support
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Pro · monthly
$99/month
Full algorithm suite, API auto-execution, private analytics dashboard.
  • All 4 active strategies + WHISPER research access
  • Telegram + private channel
  • Connect Binance API · auto-trade
  • Per-algorithm risk controls
  • Live track record & analytics
  • Priority support · founder DM
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06 /FREQUENTLY ASKED

Everything you'd ask before parting with $99.

Where does your edge come from?+
Four structural inefficiencies present on Binance Futures USDT-M at our position size: pre-move volatility compression, informed-flow microstructure, event-driven retail reaction curves, and post-listing price discovery overshoot. We do not disclose the specific factor weights or trigger thresholds — those are the product.
Are the backtest numbers real?+
The 30-day equity curve is generated by a path-dependent replay engine on minute-resolution data with slippage, fees, and funding applied per trade. NEVA and VENUE results come from running the production filters across historical bars in the window. CATALYST is omitted from the backtest because historical exchange-event timestamps cannot be reconstructed from public data — CATALYST performance is tracked live only via paper-validation tracker. WHISPER is in research stage and does not enter the backtest until LLM-grade event classification is built.
Will I lose money?+
Almost certainly on individual trades — losses are part of every honest strategy. The portfolio survives because edge compounds and drawdowns stay bounded (max 3.93% in the verified window). Results are not guaranteed. Trade only capital you can afford to lose.
Why Telegram instead of a web app?+
Telegram delivers in under a second, runs in your pocket, and doesn't require us to host accounts or KYC anyone. We're anonymous-by-design. The web dashboard exists for analytics; the actual signals live in Telegram.
Can you steal my funds via the API?+
No. The API key you create only has Futures trading permission — withdrawals are explicitly disabled by Binance when you set up the key correctly (instructions are in the connect flow). We can open and close positions in your account, nothing else. You can revoke the key in Binance settings instantly.
🚨 How do I know you're not a scam?+
Real legitimate trading services never collect API keys via Telegram, Discord, or DM. Anyone claiming to be from Hedonist Intel and asking for your Binance API keys outside of intel.hedonist.trading/account is a scammer impersonating us. Our bot will only ever send you signals and accept commands like /arm or /lock — it will never request your credentials. The verified 30-day track record on this page is generated by the same engine that runs in production — you can independently re-run our methodology against historical data.
What's the realistic monthly return?+
The verified 30-day window above shows the live numbers, refreshed automatically. Returns depend heavily on market conditions — particularly volatility and the frequency of qualifying setups. Rough months of single-digit returns or modest drawdowns are expected; the long-run target is profitability with controlled drawdown, not a fixed monthly figure. Past performance is not a guarantee of future results.
How do I cancel?+
Type /cancel to the bot. Subscription stops immediately — no refund prorating, no retention dance. If you've been a subscriber under 30 days you can request a full refund.
Why $99 and not $999?+
Because subscription churn is real and we'd rather have 1,000 long-term subscribers than 100 quarterly ones. The price stays at $99 indefinitely. Founding subscribers (first 200) keep their rate even if we raise it.