A managed crypto allocation. Tickets start at $2,000.

We allocate across majors, DeFi and early venues, manage the exits and report the numbers. Deposits in USDT, application-only. Seven ticket tiers between $2K and $90K+.

Minimum ticket$2,000 USDTTiers7 · up to $90K+ & institutional
Management fee0% annualPerformancecarry only · lower on larger tickets
DepositsUSDT (BSC)Accessapplication-only · reviewed manually
Reportingallocation & PnL on your account pageFocusmajors · DeFi · early venues · OTC

⓵ Fee structure: zero annual management fee. Carry only: we keep a percentage of net profits, you keep the rest. Lower carry on larger tickets.

A spot fund without a single thesis: only what survives diligence

Our quant signals trade short-term perps. The Strategic Fund deploys capital on a different timescale, across the entire crypto landscape, picking allocations the same way our quant team picks trades: every position survives our diligence framework or it doesn't make the book.

Universe

All stages, no narrow bet

Established blue-chip and L1/L2 majors, DeFi primitives, new trading venues, quant infrastructure, and select pre-listing OTC. The fund leans wherever risk/reward is real, not into a single fashionable narrative.

Filter

Same quant rigor we apply to NEVA

Tokenomics audit, unlock-cliff modelling, market-microstructure check, comparable-project survival rate, team execution risk. The kill rate is brutal, most deals don't make it past stage two.

Transparency

Position-level reporting

Quarterly: holdings, cost basis, mark-to-market, realized P&L. No black-box, no "trust us". Same transparency standard as our public quant track record.

Allocate now. No waitlist, no email round-trip.

Fill in below: you get a unique deposit amount and an address on the spot. Once the USDT lands on-chain, your LP slot is locked.

Starter
$2,000
20%carry
12molockup
Quarterly reporting · pro-rata exits
Core
$5,000: $10,000
18%carry
12molockup
+ sector-preference voting · monthly P&L letter
Plus
$20,000
16%carry
9molockup
+ priority fill on oversubscribed rounds
Premium
$50,000
14%carry
9molockup
+ co-invest rights on top deals · quarterly desk call
Strategic
$70,000: $90,000
12%carry
6molockup
+ monthly 1-on-1 with founder · custom mandate input
Institutional
$100,000+
customnegotiated
customterms
Individual term sheet · concierge onboarding · KYC required
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Institutional ticket: let's talk directly

Allocations of $100,000+ are handled outside the self-serve flow. We negotiate fee structure, lockup, redemption windows, and reporting cadence individually. Leave your contact and we reach out within 24h business hours.

Need direct access to our team?

A boutique consulting retainer, direct line to the founder and our quant + forensic team. Not a fund: a partnership. Capped at 12 clients.

Private consulting

White-Glove Retainer

Bespoke. Application-only.

$20,000/yr
annual retainer · capped at 12 clients
  • Direct line to the founder: monthly 1:1 strategy session, async messaging
  • Bespoke deal sourcing: private rounds tailored to your mandate
  • Forensic on demand: wallet tracing, exchange-flow, MM footprint mapping
  • Portfolio audit: quarterly review of your full crypto holdings
  • Quant-team access: custom backtests, market-structure reports, regime calls
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A full-stack crypto desk: not just another signal bot

99.9% of teams allocating capital in crypto have never traced a stolen wallet, never reverse-engineered a market-maker's footprint, never recovered funds from an exchange dispute. We've been doing all three since 2015. That's the alpha behind every Strategic Fund allocation.

Forensic operations

On-chain tracing & recovery

Multi-hop wallet tracing across EVM, Tron, Bitcoin, Solana. Mixer-unmasking through behavioural clustering. We've helped clients recover funds from exchange disputes, exit-scams, and SIM-swap thefts. That same investigative muscle now tracks every dollar of liquidity across the projects we allocate to, we don't guess where capital is going. We watch it move.

Market microstructure

Liquidity & market-maker footprints

We read order-book footprints, basis curves, and funding-rate term structure across Binance, Bybit, Hyperliquid, and DEX venues. Where retail sees noise, we see the actual MM accumulation pattern. This is how we pick spot positions, not by hopium, by where liquidity is provably about to flow.

Exchange disputes

Recovery from CEXes

Frozen-account escalations on Binance, OKX, Bybit, KuCoin. Lost-coin tickets reopened, off-list KYC remediation, compliance-hold releases. Direct desk relationships built over a decade, the kind that take a single email instead of a 6-month support ticket.

No bag-holders

We don't sit in dying alts

Most "crypto funds" hold altcoins that bleed −90% from entry over 18 months because the team can't tell a structural top from a temporary pullback. Our exit discipline is enforced by the same on-chain signals we built for our quant strategies. If the smart money walks, we walk first.

The bottom line

10 years of doing the unglamorous work, tracing stolen coins, dismantling MM patterns, fighting exchange holds, is what lets us bet capital differently than every other "fund" in crypto.

Five buckets. One filter: does the math survive diligence.

We allocate across the entire crypto map, early, established, or somewhere between, wherever the risk/reward survives our framework.

Blue-chip
BTC · ETH · SOL · L2 majors
DeFi primitives
DEX · lending · perps
New venues
CEX listings · OTC blocks
Quant tooling
Data · oracles · MEV infra

Memes, celebrity tokens, single-narrative AI plays, anything resembling a pump-and-dump structure, auto-reject.

How each deal moves through us

01
Source

Deal flow

Direct from teams, founder intros, OTC desks. Filter by sector + structural fit.

02
Diligence

Quant vetting

Tokenomics audit, unlock schedule analysis, comparable-project survival rate, team risk score.

03
Allocate

Position sizing

Capped at 20% of fund per deal. Pro-rata across active LPs.

04
Manage

Exit discipline

Pre-defined exit ladders. Profit-take levels published to LPs. No emotional bag-holding.

Apply for private retainer

Capped at 12 clients. We review every application individually within 5 business days. After we align on scope, you pay the $20K USDT retainer on-chain.

Private Consulting: application

Your application is private. We follow up via the contact you provide. No financial info required at this stage.

Pilot / private placement notice. The Hedonist Strategic Fund is a private allocation programme open to accredited investors and crypto-native LPs in jurisdictions where this is permitted. Not an offer to US persons. Past performance is not a guarantee of future results. Crypto early-stage positions can lose 100% of capital. All allocations are made at the manager's discretion. This page is informational and does not constitute an offer or solicitation of securities; specific terms are provided only via individual term sheets after KYC where applicable. Consult independent counsel before allocating.