Spot allocations across vetted crypto — from blue-chip majors to new venues.

A curated allocation engine spanning the crypto landscape: blue-chip and L1/L2 majors, DeFi primitives, new trading venues, quant infrastructure, and select pre-listing OTC. We vet, allocate, and run exit discipline. Enter with USDT — 7 ticket tiers from $2K to $90K. Hold ≥$5,000-worth of $HDX → 5% less carry on every tier.

Fee structure: zero annual management fee. Carry only — we keep a percentage of net profits, you keep the rest. Lower carry on larger tickets and for qualifying $HDX holders.

A spot fund without a single thesis — only what survives diligence

Our quant signals trade short-term perps. The Strategic Fund deploys capital on a different timescale — across the entire crypto landscape, picking allocations the same way our quant team picks trades: every position survives our diligence framework or it doesn't make the book.

Universe

All stages, no narrow bet

Established blue-chip and L1/L2 majors, DeFi primitives, new trading venues, quant infrastructure, and select pre-listing OTC. The fund leans wherever risk/reward is real — not into a single fashionable narrative.

Filter

Same quant rigor we apply to NEVA

Tokenomics audit, unlock-cliff modelling, market-microstructure check, comparable-project survival rate, team execution risk. The kill rate is brutal — most deals don't make it past stage two.

Transparency

Position-level reporting

Quarterly: holdings, cost basis, mark-to-market, realized P&L. No black-box, no "trust us". Same transparency standard as our public quant track record.

Allocate now. No waitlist, no email round-trip.

Fill in below — you get a unique deposit amount and an address on the spot. Once the USDT lands on-chain, your LP slot is locked. $HDX holders get priority and a lower minimum.

Starter
$2,000
20%carry
12molockup
Quarterly reporting · pro-rata exits
Core
$5,000 — $10,000
18%carry
12molockup
+ sector-preference voting · monthly P&L letter
Plus
$20,000
16%carry
9molockup
+ priority fill on oversubscribed rounds
Premium
$50,000
14%carry
9molockup
+ co-invest rights on top deals · quarterly desk call
Strategic
$70,000 — $90,000
12%carry
6molockup
+ monthly 1-on-1 with founder · custom mandate input
Institutional
$100,000+
customnegotiated
customterms
Individual term sheet · concierge onboarding · KYC required
$HDX HOLDER BONUS
Hold at least $5,000-worth of $HDX (~111,112 tokens at the current presale price of $0.045) → you pay 5% less carry on every tier (Starter 20%→15%, Premium 14%→9%, etc.) + priority fill on oversubscribed deals. Verify your holder email below before checkout.
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Institutional ticket — let's talk directly

Allocations of $100,000+ are handled outside the self-serve flow. We negotiate fee structure, lockup, redemption windows, and reporting cadence individually. Leave your contact and we reach out within 24h business hours.

Need direct access to our team?

A boutique consulting retainer — direct line to the founder and our quant + forensic team. Not a fund — a partnership. Capped at 12 clients.

Private consulting

White-Glove Retainer

Bespoke. Application-only.

$20,000/yr
annual retainer · capped at 12 clients
  • Direct line to the founder — monthly 1:1 strategy session, async messaging
  • Bespoke deal sourcing — private rounds tailored to your mandate
  • Forensic on demand — wallet tracing, exchange-flow, MM footprint mapping
  • Portfolio audit — quarterly review of your full crypto holdings
  • Quant-team access — custom backtests, market-structure reports, regime calls
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A full-stack crypto desk — not just another signal bot

99.9% of teams allocating capital in crypto have never traced a stolen wallet, never reverse-engineered a market-maker's footprint, never recovered funds from an exchange dispute. We've been doing all three since 2015. That's the alpha behind every Strategic Fund allocation.

Forensic operations

On-chain tracing & recovery

Multi-hop wallet tracing across EVM, Tron, Bitcoin, Solana. Mixer-unmasking through behavioural clustering. We've helped clients recover funds from exchange disputes, exit-scams, and SIM-swap thefts. That same investigative muscle now tracks every dollar of liquidity across the projects we allocate to — we don't guess where capital is going. We watch it move.

Market microstructure

Liquidity & market-maker footprints

We read order-book footprints, basis curves, and funding-rate term structure across Binance, Bybit, Hyperliquid, and DEX venues. Where retail sees noise, we see the actual MM accumulation pattern. This is how we pick spot positions — not by hopium, by where liquidity is provably about to flow.

Exchange disputes

Recovery from CEXes

Frozen-account escalations on Binance, OKX, Bybit, KuCoin. Lost-coin tickets reopened, off-list KYC remediation, compliance-hold releases. Direct desk relationships built over a decade — the kind that take a single email instead of a 6-month support ticket.

No bag-holders

We don't sit in dying alts

Most "crypto funds" hold altcoins that bleed −90% from entry over 18 months because the team can't tell a structural top from a temporary pullback. Our exit discipline is enforced by the same on-chain signals we built for our quant strategies. If the smart money walks, we walk first.

The bottom line

10 years of doing the unglamorous work — tracing stolen coins, dismantling MM patterns, fighting exchange holds — is what lets us bet capital differently than every other "fund" in crypto.

Five buckets. One filter: does the math survive diligence.

We allocate across the entire crypto map — early, established, or somewhere between — wherever the risk/reward survives our framework.

💎
Blue-chip
BTC · ETH · SOL · L2 majors
🔐
DeFi primitives
DEX · lending · perps
🪙
New venues
CEX listings · OTC blocks
📡
Quant tooling
Data · oracles · MEV infra

Memes, celebrity tokens, single-narrative AI plays, anything resembling a pump-and-dump structure — auto-reject.

How each deal moves through us

01
Source

Deal flow

Direct from teams, founder intros, OTC desks. Filter by sector + structural fit.

02
Diligence

Quant vetting

Tokenomics audit, unlock schedule analysis, comparable-project survival rate, team risk score.

03
Allocate

Position sizing

Capped at 20% of fund per deal. Pro-rata across active LPs. $HDX holders fill first.

04
Manage

Exit discipline

Pre-defined exit ladders. Profit-take levels published to LPs. No emotional bag-holding.

Apply for private retainer

Capped at 12 clients. We review every application individually within 5 business days. After we align on scope, you pay the $20K USDT retainer on-chain.

Private Consulting — application

Your application is private. We follow up via the contact you provide. No financial info required at this stage.

⚠ Pilot / private placement notice. The Hedonist Strategic Fund is a private allocation programme open to accredited investors and crypto-native LPs in jurisdictions where this is permitted. Not an offer to US persons. Past performance is not a guarantee of future results. Crypto early-stage positions can lose 100% of capital. All allocations are made at the manager's discretion. This page is informational and does not constitute an offer or solicitation of securities; specific terms are provided only via individual term sheets after KYC where applicable. Consult independent counsel before allocating.